DEXTER
SHARK RESPONSIBLE FOR UNSEEMLY FRACAS IN STAFF LOUNGE
By a
Daily Astonisher Staff
Reporter
One of Tulevision's minor acts (advice columnist Dexter Shark)
reportedly went ballistic Monday night in the Tulevision Staff
Lounge. during a televised appearance by the website's frequent contributor, Web Boy.
As the entire cast and crew of the burgeoning website gathered
in front of the staff lounge television set during the televised
appearance of the former contributor to Tulevision, Dexter Shark screamed, "I'm far better looking and more
talented than he'll ever be!"
The MouseGrrrlls exhibiting their usual graceful demeanor, protected their
gowns from the food fight that followed.
Although no one at the Tulevision website would comment on the record
to this reporter, fists were raised and shaken at the mere mention of
Dexter Shark.
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As a result of Mr. Shark's unseemly behavior, Alger
Tule, the founder of Tulevision, demanded that new rules of
behavior be drawn up and posted in the Tulevision
Staff Lounge. |
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SANDY
SNAIL'S SCREEN TEST SCHEDULED FOR RUN IN FILM STUDIO
By a TuleVision Staff
Reporter |
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Tulevision's long-anticipated ecologically sensitive short form documentary, The Sad Life of the Endangered Snail, is finally slated for pre-production
in the Tulevision Film Studio. |
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At the end of a year-long talent search and 1,001 auditions,
Tulevision announced its latest acting discovery, Sandy Snail (pictured, above right).
Sandy reportedly walked slithered away with the
lead role after a 20
minute screen test.
"Sandy Snail's screen test was so moving, we are
putting 30 seconds of it online in the Tulevision
Film Studio," gushed an anonymous Tulevision
spokesperson.
According to the Tulevision Film Crew, the gender of a snail is virtually impossible for a human
being to determine. When questioned directly, Sandy Snail remained mute on the
subject.
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