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November 2, 2002
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NEWS ALERT!
THE TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY OF SANTA CLAUS
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FUR FASHIONISTAS
The MouseGrrrlls greet their fans at the William Lee Murray Photography Gallery Opening Gala Saturday evening |
PETA FREAKS OUT THE MOUSEGRRRLLS!
By
a Daily Astonisher Staff Reporter
An elegant Tulevision Photography Gallery opening was tragically marred during a demonstration by members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The activists, armed with buckets of red paint and signs declaring "The MouseGrrrlls are Fur Rats!" sought to drench the fur-clad Tulevision stars Daisy and Daphne Mouse (picture on right) in red paint. The crowd watched, aghast, as guards wearing black leather suits escorted the demonstrators beyond the website compound's gates.
GLAMOUR GRRRLLS UNDAUNTED
"It's not like our coats are
made of mink," sighed an otherwise glowing Daisy Mouse, regaining
consciousness after a brief fainting spell caused by the fracas. "This is just an old 'cat' fur I've had for
years," sniffed her sister, Daphne, waving her cocktail
glass dismissively toward her
full-length, white Persian coat.
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