MOUSEGRRRLL INTERRUPTED?
By a Daily Astonisher Staff Reporter

TULEBURG, CA - Daphne Mouse of the singing group, The MouseGrrrlls, was admitted to The Sunny Acres Rest and Recovery Residence yesterday.

Amid speculation as to the cause of the incarceration, certain internet insiders are pointing to Daphne's Diary, a particularly uninspired online account of what one Tulevision viewer described as "incessantly insipid angst." 

"The diary is proof that the over-examined life is rarely worth reading about," observed the Editor of Tulevision.

"She has a bad personality," offered Dexter Shark, a Tulevision advice columnist. "It takes a lot of personality to shine on the internet."

Daphne's sister and fellow MouseGrrrll, Daisy Mouse, had no comment. Daphne and Daisy Mouse (according to the diary) have been recently estranged.

A Tulevision spokesperson acknowledged that it might be weeks before Daphne Mouse will be fit for publication.

FLOUNDERING WEBSITE BEGS FOR FUNDS
By a Daily Astonisher Staff Reporter

In a pathetic attempt to generate operating capital, the Tulevision website squandered it's last moment of inspiration writing The Story of Uhhhg.

MYSTERY MOUSE PERSON CHOSEN TO TEST NEW ANTIDEPRESSANT
From Internet Wire Services...

A great deal of secrecy surrounds an unidentified, highly-stressed mouse person, who has volunteered to participate in the study of an untested new antidepressant.

The experimental drug is being touted as the last hope for people who suffer from Electronically Generated Anxiety Disorder (EGAD).

Dr. Horton Headley, a researcher for the I.M. Finenow Drug Company, refused to comment other than to say, "We're anticipating no more black days for a white mouse."