** 9/6/02 - Friday **
FROM THE
TULEVISION EDITOR:
TO ALL STAFF
MEMBERS:
Our
founder, Alger Tule, has asked us to announce the following;
On
Sunday, September 1, 2002, the temperature at the Tulevision
Website Compound was 110°
On Tuesday
morning, September 3rd, at 12:08 a.m., PST, there was a
magnitude 4.8 earthquake, the epicenter of which was 2 miles
from the Tulevision website compound.
On
Wednesday,
Tropical Storm Hernan brought 15 foot waves to the Wedge in
Newport Beach.
Today,
rain and thunderstorms are expected to end Tuleburg County's
108 day drought.
Mr. Tule
said those facts should "wake everyone up." Then he excused
himself from the
Editorial Suite to take a nap.
Good
grief! What's next?
FROM THE DESK OF
WEBMASTER CHILL:
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